Stop, please. I can only get so erect.

Just be glad i wore my clean pair of boxers today

There's a college in Chicago, i think it's IIT maybe, that used aerial photography to map out the student cow paths, then they redid all the sidewalks to incorporate those paths.

Edit: they ended up adding a building in a grassy area and maintained all the hall/walkways of the building in line with the sidewalks/cowpaths. Kinda neat.

A 26 year old black female, the exact opposite of who i had figured.

"this simple meal only requires about 5 minutes of prep work"

Proceeds* to list off atleast half an hours worth of shit to do prior to cooking

"maybe take a week or two off to see if it gets better" just gets me blank stares of disbelief. But i took yesterday off, i can't take off next week because ....

How many leaning towers does italy have? I thought the one in Pisa was The leaning tower, now to find it has siblings

I was so excited to have him back and so let down when he was cancelled. I really do hope he goes somewhere else

I'm sure there are plenty of theories or there, but to be fair, this guy has been redlining his nerves for a week straight. He probably feels guilty.af for his department dropping the ball and probably hasn't slept more than a few hours.

Nothing ethical about it. It asks for things you "can" eat, not things that you "would" eat. Luckily there are no pictures of people.

It'll be fine. It has all happened before. There was 5x to 10x as much CO2 in the atmosphere when the dinosaurs were alive (2000 to 4000 ppm).

All we need to do is kill off about 7 billion people and have the survivors move to the south pole atleast 300' above sea level.