[-] Daqu@lemm.ee 65 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

“How do you see down below your breasts when you need to look to the ground?”

You use mirrors, right?

“How do lesbians have physical fun time?”

Probably playing Wii U, like everyone else.

[-] Daqu@lemm.ee 70 points 2 months ago

Next year they will show a VHS recording of the robot reading the generated worthless speech.

[-] Daqu@lemm.ee 51 points 3 months ago

These fake cisco devices might be less vulnerable than the real devices.

[-] Daqu@lemm.ee 45 points 3 months ago

They limit the resolution on linux and even getting 1080p as a paying customer is very hard.

[-] Daqu@lemm.ee 32 points 4 months ago

https://www.summarize.tech/youtu.be/6bjMzrK3FUs

Didn't watch, but AI generated a summary:Sound nice, but need an extra power source. Raspi as a DAC. Planar drivers.

Not for me.

[-] Daqu@lemm.ee 39 points 5 months ago

Passt mal kurz auf meinen Kakao auf, ich muss schnell in den Baumarkt und diesen sympathischen Typen unterstützen.

[-] Daqu@lemm.ee 159 points 5 months ago

More than 20 ice cream machines were working at the same time. This caused a buffer overlow that crashed the McDatabase in the McCloud.

[-] Daqu@lemm.ee 32 points 6 months ago

Do not bring drugs to countries with harsh drug laws. But there are lots of reasons not to travel to russia...

[-] Daqu@lemm.ee 85 points 6 months ago

If I had 200 dollars and someone would offer me 60 cents for moving to Miami, I would not move.

[-] Daqu@lemm.ee 109 points 6 months ago

Business class costs 5x economy, first class is 10x

I would have to work months to be more comfortable for a few hours. Nope.

[-] Daqu@lemm.ee 43 points 7 months ago

Try breaking some more things and thank me later.

[-] Daqu@lemm.ee 82 points 7 months ago

HR is working their script, or they will be fired too. It's like a fucking callcenter to destroy people.

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