Darkmuch

joined 2 years ago
[–] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Eh, I hear it a lot at my job. But that’s because meetings usually go way longer than they should. So anytime it ends early people are quite pleased.

[–] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This style of ice cream scoop is my favorite https://www.amazon.com/Wilton-Heavy-Duty-Non-Slip-Supplies-Scoops/dp/B00RGFVBQY

It’s not really a scoop, but a plow/shovel. If your ice cream is rock solid, this style lets you apply maximum force directly on it, as opposed to at an angle.

[–] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

In the last episode with 10 seconds left on the clock, magnus Carlson taps your shoulder. “Eh, you’re in my seat. I was up late drinking and dancing while playing lightning chess and missed my alarm.” 9 seconds later he wins. The world is saved.

[–] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Water fountains aren’t usually positioned as part of a cafeteria line. They are also slower and have weird angles, not always being convenient to fill up a cup from.

[–] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Looks like Ben Stiller to me

[–] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Fundamental Attribution Error there

[–] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I got a toaster oven I always use to reheat pizza. I could use some aluminum foil to prevent cheese drips from falling… or I can let my little pile of charcoal grow.

[–] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Has protection from all colors?!? You think you can resist the pride flag!

[–] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I’ll never understand you burnt dust lovers. I want my teeth to sink into a delicious warm and gooey inside that showcases all the juicy oil and milk inside.

[–] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

We could have a whole vent diagram of people than stop time, start time, or be immune to it. Imagine just going out for drinks with friends when times stops. But this has happened before so you walk across town, go in some dudes living room, and force his fingers to snap.

“Ah! Oh it’s you. Time stopped again?” “Yup” “Alright. Well hopefully whoever’s stopping time this time doesn’t REALLY like to snap.” “Hopefully. Well might be seeing more of me again. Bye!”

[–] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

we love casting spells!

 
 
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