DayOfDoom

Either having mono or being monogamous, I don't care at this point. Just save me from the fright and eventual, inevitable destruction of myself by being exposed to a bunch of people who, if forced to watch Zone Of Interest, would give it a 2/5 rating on Letterboxd for "humanizing the inner lives of Nazis" because they sympathized with Hedwig wanting to travel to fascist Italian spas.

If they read anything beyond card flavourtext they'd see every single socialist country has banned card games on motorcycles. Fascist speed-freaks addicted to life-as-self-annihilation trying to teach actual communists how to reach the vivacious masses, everything their middleclass duelbrains depend upon? Who do they think builds their motorcycles? They think they can build socialism when they can't even build a decent deck.

Or maybe do like weekly random elections/selections for millenium item duty and share them around. Not sure how we democratize magical items. I don't know if we can manufacture more or if we should resist giving everyone the ability to cheat in card games and send each other to the shadow realm.

biggest corporations, Industrial Illusions.

Completely ignoring even the other "great men" like Simon McMooran, Margaret Mai (great woman, I guess), etc. Not to mention they don't even talk about the material basis for the conflict and the schism between the heart-of-the-cards luddite Lancastrians vs. the English Yorkists who were going through a Huge Revolution in the development of the dark forces at the time.