[-] Dramaking37@lemmy.world 4 points 44 minutes ago

Not even the sun is safe from Florida man

[-] Dramaking37@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

I think if I walked in someone's house and they had a trump bible I'd watch for roofies

[-] Dramaking37@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Looks like he found the 3%ers. The 3% without jobs.

[-] Dramaking37@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

I'd recommend against having them molested by priests.

[-] Dramaking37@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

To electrocute him awake when he dozes off

[-] Dramaking37@lemmy.world 44 points 3 days ago

The Denny's waitress looks at her notebook and then back to the poor, lost man in front of her. "Do you want a pancake?"

He smiles, "yes please. Oh and miss, the immigrants are coming from all ober easrth. They're coming from everywhere. And jails. And the united sssstates. Really bad people."

"I'll go get those pancakes for you sir." She sighs.

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[-] Dramaking37@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Texas government probably requires you poison people to operate in the State.

[-] Dramaking37@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

"We've heard the back and forths about military service from the two campaigns. Now the Halliburton Champagne, a mid-level ($100-200k) couch, that served with JD Vance in Iraq is ready to weigh in. 'I just couldn't stand back and watch all of this conversation without weighing in on my interactions with Vance.' Overall, Vance and HC spent a lot of time together. 'It's amazing, I can't even believe it. I've been so lucky in terms of that whole world, it is a dangerous world out there. It's like Vietnam, sort of. It is my personal Vietnam. I feel like a great and very brave solider. JD was not really my type but I was called to serve so someone could make $97000 selling a couch to the government.'

Overall, HC hopes that JD has learned more about consent since that time. Asked if HC would vote for Vance, 'Unfortunately, I am unable to vote in the US. But if I could, why would I vote for that man? It was seriously my vietnam.'"

[-] Dramaking37@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Yeah, fair enough! Thanks for taking the time to share your perspective and help me see other thinking on the issue.

[-] Dramaking37@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago

"Sorry, I'm freeing Palestine this election by posting on Instagram about it and not voting"

[-] Dramaking37@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

The couch referred to it as, "my own personal Vietnam"

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