Well obviously; doctors make terrible lawyers
Evilsandwichman
I'm gonna be honest, this one's not so strange; the law is gigantic with many little details in it that you have to specialize. This isn't general practitioner level medicine where any dimwit yokel can be like 'hyuck, put some cream on it!'; this actually takes years of practice and learning to get every little detail of how the laws work, using precedents and fact finding. The law is vast and every area, every little detail contains a world of little laws and how they're affected, and even different states can have their own versions of those laws; this isn't just looking at someone's anus and putting on your big boy hat and saying 'hurdy hur, thar's a hemorrhoid!'
That's clearly not a crane; more like a tractor really
It's the beret making him look French
Colonize France and install this guy as the ~~shah~~ ~~Juan Guaido~~ King of France.
Honestly that's the most likely case (admittedly I don't seriously think the kid said this); if the kid has media literacy enough to understand the Barovians are supposed to be Israeli, he's smart enough to know it's the creators who would hate Israel (if they even do), not a fictional character.
What a disgusting kid by the way; he sees Superman preventing unarmed civilians from being massacred and rather than ask why the people who made the movie hate jews (which would still be incorrect), he asks why someone intent on preventing massacres of unarmed civilians hates jews (and let's not even talk about how he sees himself in the violent white colonizers and the Gazans in unarmed brown civilians). What an utterly lousy kid.
the homeland that was founded on the ruins of the people who behaved like them in Europe in the 1930s.
What an absolutely disgusting human being; Palestinians, and yes that includes Hamas, have a right to defend themselves from colonial invaders.
I still don't get the people complaining about the Nazis being the bad guys in the new Wolfenstein games; absolute tourists
Literally the only reason I went to go see a movie I was initially going to miss.
Not major spoilers but:
spoiler
It's not Superman himself, it's the movie (although it's not 'anti-Jew', it's anti-Israeli); Barovia is a US ally and they're being armed by the US and they're invading a brown country (that actually looks and sounds more Indian than Middle Eastern but Israelis probably can't tell different brown people apart). There's a ton of bureaucracy yelling down Superman for getting involved and stopping the Barovian army early on in the movie.
I tried explaining these weren't jokes and it told me humor is subjective