Didn't absolute batman literally punt an infant at one point?
Evilsandwichman
I was inspired to do this when I saw a discussion between Stephen Colbert and Clarissa Ward where she said that people around the world were no longer seeing America as a beacon of human rights and freedom and I almost laughed out loud; there's literally quotes by African leaders going back many decades about how awful America and France are, then you also have the stuff the government and the CIA were getting up to in South America, or the brutal repression of communists even in the Middle East, or the brutality against the people of Vietnam, Korea, Cambodia and Laos, and like.....since when was America considered a beacon of human rights and freedom?
They're really embracing the 99% Hitler position
I tried explaining these weren't jokes and it told me humor is subjective
Well obviously; doctors make terrible lawyers
I'm gonna be honest, this one's not so strange; the law is gigantic with many little details in it that you have to specialize. This isn't general practitioner level medicine where any dimwit yokel can be like 'hyuck, put some cream on it!'; this actually takes years of practice and learning to get every little detail of how the laws work, using precedents and fact finding. The law is vast and every area, every little detail contains a world of little laws and how they're affected, and even different states can have their own versions of those laws; this isn't just looking at someone's anus and putting on your big boy hat and saying 'hurdy hur, thar's a hemorrhoid!'
That's clearly not a crane; more like a tractor really
It's the beret making him look French
Colonize France and install this guy as the ~~shah~~ ~~Juan Guaido~~ King of France.
Honestly that's the most likely case (admittedly I don't seriously think the kid said this); if the kid has media literacy enough to understand the Barovians are supposed to be Israeli, he's smart enough to know it's the creators who would hate Israel (if they even do), not a fictional character.
What a disgusting kid by the way; he sees Superman preventing unarmed civilians from being massacred and rather than ask why the people who made the movie hate jews (which would still be incorrect), he asks why someone intent on preventing massacres of unarmed civilians hates jews (and let's not even talk about how he sees himself in the violent white colonizers and the Gazans in unarmed brown civilians). What an utterly lousy kid.
Welp, when he gets deported I hope he puts his talents to good use somewhere he'll be better appreciated. Like China.
Yes, we are in fact stupid enough to deport valuable talent.