How come neither of these “geniuses” know how to tie a tie properly?

If we lose the NDP and the Cons win federal, I’m taking my overinflated house pricing and leaving the country. I can’t stand thinking how smug the barber who talks to me about chemtrails is gonna be

Don’t forget that if you connect external devices to them, they’re also taking snapshots of the content “so they can serve targeted ads”.

What’s that? A website is asking for public randos to upload meatspin and any other videos found from the internet to their servers for review where HR will need to watch them. I give this form 3 months to live if you share the url

I’m sorry but do you have a Canadian goose listed as the silly one and a regular goose listed as the chaos one? You need to do more research before making geese memes

I was working on this with a friend over 10 years ago but the only grocery store that made a decent effort at organizing their website to be scrapeable was Loblaws and all the others had APIs that cost $100,000

Who the fuck prioritized efficiency over quality in their backyard garden?

My handmade solid maple and walnut furniture will never reach the yield or cost-effectiveness as IKEA. I guess I’ll just have to burn my shop down

Send me on a permanent vacation travelling the world and I’ll burn my phone and go no contact with anyone I know ever again

At this point I’m not sure if they mean 787 the plane or the number of false inspection reports

They’re also both people I’d like to see jump off one.

Timezones are fucking stupid. Everyone should just use UTC or Zulu

Which doesn’t make sense still unless you play games with no hud. It’d take 1 Factorio session to burn in