I’m sorry but do you have a Canadian goose listed as the silly one and a regular goose listed as the chaos one? You need to do more research before making geese memes

I was working on this with a friend over 10 years ago but the only grocery store that made a decent effort at organizing their website to be scrapeable was Loblaws and all the others had APIs that cost $100,000

Who the fuck prioritized efficiency over quality in their backyard garden?

My handmade solid maple and walnut furniture will never reach the yield or cost-effectiveness as IKEA. I guess I’ll just have to burn my shop down

Send me on a permanent vacation travelling the world and I’ll burn my phone and go no contact with anyone I know ever again

At this point I’m not sure if they mean 787 the plane or the number of false inspection reports

You forgot when the boot loader forgets where it placed your boot partition and you get to do a few rounds of bcdedit /h /s /gofuckyourself

They’re also both people I’d like to see jump off one.

The crazy thing is that you’ve been tricked into thinking piracy even is theft

Use a breathalyzer maybe? How can you charge someone with drunk driving if you have no proof they’re drunk?

The idiot will have more experience at being an idiot and will throw nonsense and fallacies at you while you try to deflect and defend with logic and reason

Timezones are fucking stupid. Everyone should just use UTC or Zulu

Which doesn’t make sense still unless you play games with no hud. It’d take 1 Factorio session to burn in