Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's lunchables.

"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."

Lyndon B. Johnson

Thats nobody's business but the Turks.

It really whips the llama's ass.

"I have never been called to attend a case of Gila monster bite, and I don't want to be. I think a man who is fool enough to get bitten by a Gila monster ought to die. The creature is so sluggish and slow of movement that the victim of its bite is compelled to help largely in order to get bitten."

—Dr. Ward, Arizona Graphic, September 23, 1899

Next move? Federal prison.

Documents should be available at court listener, but it appears to be getting hugged right now.

edit: 404 media is hosting a mirror here

No shoes on the carpet if possible. Vacuum weekly. Have some type of stain remover handy for liquid spills.

you can't make me, gaben

Operation Gumbo Drop

go autopilot go!

No mugshot please. He will use is on his campaign. A prison intake photo is acceptable, however.