Also basically every post in 'Uplifting News' ever.
FlashMobOfOne
Normally I'd say "isn't that a silly question?"
But considering the guys running this war are a drunk TV show host and an octogenarian TV show host with dementia, I could totally see them just bombing random ships for fun.
After all, it makes them feel like a big boy and it's the peasants' kids that get to endure the consequences.
The planet will be fine once we're gone.
Hopefully better stewards come next.
Kitty is in the mouse-killin' bidness, and cousin' business is a'boomin'.
It's what we vote for every four years.
Ask Barack Obama. He could have put a stop to all this by passing a few laws when he had a supermajority.
Instead, he doubled down.
People keep saying this.
It's like you've slept through every election since 2024, you know, the ones where overwhelmingly Donald's candidates are losing by double digits despite the fact that he won said districts by double digits in 2024.
Hell, voters have abandoned Donald to such a degree that they quit with the gerrymandering push, as they can't accurately predict where they will have support now.
That is not a man.
That is quite a collection of utterly useless and evil morherfuckers.
For that, keep a gel deodorant stick in your bag. Apply gel to the door handles.
Also helpful if you forget to D.O. before work.