Have a friend who is a production assistant at Kualoa Ranch where they shot the Jumanji movies and had stories that this article basically confirms.

Dwayne was chronically late most of the time, holding up shoots while he did his thing. His handler would just pass it off as " he's a hardworking dude so his schedule is super tight"

Do you wanna make my cock explode now?

I can be on here a LOT less than other apps and not feel like I'm addicted. I jump on to post a couple of things and scroll for a few minutes and I feel like I'm good for the day.

That's my wife. Leaving parties is the worst because I love the ol' Irish Goodbye and she needs to say bye to EVERYONE at the party that she talked to.

Me and 24 gorilla pals going to Auntie Annie's after a movie then looking through GameStop.

I have resting bitch face so I just constantly look stressed all day when in reality I'm just watching Youtube videos after my hour of work is finished.

Going to turn on Auto reply in my wife's car so I can do exactly this to her.

COD suddenly overrated to PlayStation owners.

Or when you work from home and one screen becomes both good AND bad.

Man has more sugar daddies than an Only fans influencer.

When I was in school:

"Why are you so quiet"

What's it matter?

The race to make a Lemmy app has made some solid contenders step up. There are a lot of legitimately good apps.