[-] FlashZordon@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

Worked at an old job where one guy, that had access to the router settings, would disable the Blink Cameras so he could forge his time cards.

Owners ended up realizing the cameras would only be disabled when he was on shift.

[-] FlashZordon@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

What's going on with Hulk Hogans hair? It's blonde yet silken, like that of a Chinese man.

[-] FlashZordon@lemmy.world 35 points 6 months ago

I can be on here a LOT less than other apps and not feel like I'm addicted. I jump on to post a couple of things and scroll for a few minutes and I feel like I'm good for the day.

[-] FlashZordon@lemmy.world 39 points 6 months ago

That's my wife. Leaving parties is the worst because I love the ol' Irish Goodbye and she needs to say bye to EVERYONE at the party that she talked to.

[-] FlashZordon@lemmy.world 33 points 6 months ago

Me and 24 gorilla pals going to Auntie Annie's after a movie then looking through GameStop.

[-] FlashZordon@lemmy.world 31 points 7 months ago

Most Kidneys lmao

[-] FlashZordon@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago

Local coffee shop.

My wife designed some ads and logos for them then they stuffed her when she asked for payment.

[-] FlashZordon@lemmy.world 35 points 11 months ago

Or when you work from home and one screen becomes both good AND bad.

[-] FlashZordon@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

Man has more sugar daddies than an Only fans influencer.

[-] FlashZordon@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

When I was in school:

"Why are you so quiet"

What's it matter?

[-] FlashZordon@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

My wife is appalled that I'm asleep the second i hit the pillow. She could be in mid conversation with me in bed then she'll just hear snoring.

It's a gift and a curse.

[-] FlashZordon@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

Christian Bale is just so fucking good in this movie.

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