Ah-ah-ah! You didn't say the magic word!
I'd rather be pregánte 🪇
That was my first thought, and if so it's definitely tongue-in-cheek
Are these parents unable to keep their kids away from smartphones?
Cute bat
In the distance, sirens
That's my theory for George Santos
"The state is not going to pay for the use of the security forces; organizations that have legal status will have to pay or individuals will have to bear the cost"
The state sending invoices to accused protesters is a about the least ancap thing I've ever seen. Such a fresh take.
The ol' downstairs mixup
I was shocked to realize that the degens on that instance aren't just trolls setting out to make the far left look as stupid as possible, they're true believers and really are that dumb. For a few harrowing days until they received defederation in exchange for their cool emojis and tankie wordvomit, I wondered whether McCarthy maybe wasn't such a bad guy after all.
Remember when Sony audio CDs came with a rootkit, and then the 'uninstaller' they distributed had even more malware?
This will tend to happen if you're snapping the floss in between each tooth. Use a gentle back and forth motion to slip it between teeth, and slide it against the side of each tooth gently. If it hurts, you're probably being too rough. Also maybe start with once per day, in the evening.