Lotta people salty about the Atlantic Ocean.

I suppose, but the risk is low. Especially if your only other choice is to die in a minute without CPR.

They quoted someone with over 20k followers and 5M likes on TikTok, those are some serious bona fides.

Now I know what a replicator dinner feels like.

Now I have a machine gun

Ho Ho Ho

What the hell could be so bad that even the Blackhawks think it's unacceptable?

Assistant to the Sith Lord.

This guy ducks

I'd like them to explain why it was okay for the Flames to all wear Mike Vernon jerseys during warm-ups a couple of weeks ago.

Add another 8 inches worth of services fees in there too.

This'll remove your entire pelvis.

The valets for the restaurant next to me just use all the metered street parking in front of our building. Imagine paying someone $20 to put $5 into a parking meter 100 feet away.