Turning my straight pride flag upside down each time I get divorced

The entirety of Hamilton

Trump has to have the sauce every time otherwise he's low energy, kamala just needs to make a coherent sentence once and shes serving brat.

The world's not fair, people. Many are saying this.

Skill issue

Brave of you to insult the mods favorite TV show

Now that he says it, this is the exact reason I prefer the company of woman. Most men I got a 5% of killing them before they twist me like a twig. With woman, it's more like a 20/80 shot I live another day. Hard to argue with the math.

i nominate no one. do better next year

Some sinister yoinky sploinky going on here

When you say you want to fuck the bunny cop, who is that to you? There's obviously desire there but desire not achieved...Does the bunny cop represent a missed opportunity? A friend you wish you could rewind time and say the right thing? Let's unpack this

Getting pizza shamed at the holiday party by somebody I never met before because I accidentally touched 3 pieces when I meant only to get two and didn't want to spread cooties. "That's a lot of pizza, dude"

You've made an enemy for life

and I ate all 3 pieces, cop

Who the hell is this guy? A Hexbear admin? Seems a bit vain

for the last day or so every time I saw a username with pronouns my whole body would tighten up anticipating some randomly aggressive attack post