The year is 2300, 99% of the earth is nuclear wasteland, humans are forced to live underground. Humanity has divided among themselves into 2 groups, one worships Nostalgia Critic, the other AVGN.
Goblinmancer
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If anything cancel culture doesnt exist or ineffective overall, like Chris Brown is still making packed numbers, Ronaldo is still one of the most popular athlete of all time, Diddy has fans pouring out baby oil outside of the courtroom to celebrate his acquittal. The entire UK government exists now to appease JK Rowling. Most "cancelled" people I guess is Notch but even then he lives in a fucking mansion infinite free time to play every video game in the earth, meanwhile non-cancelled young people just have to accept they will not ever get a stable job unless they are willing to become a slave/"intern" I guess.
Skyrim is good
Being the dragonborn would have gone harder if they leaned more into the whole "You are not born as the chosen one, YOU CHOOSE TO BECOME ONE" thing in morrowind/shivering isles.
Its so washed that the corporations access to the 90% of the human population's private data is mainly used to sell shitty "context-sensitive" ads.
The NSA using "this you?" own to every American.
They hated enrico pucci because of spoilerphobia
Why is israel so obsessed with "Qatari funding"? Even though Qatar hosts a US military base?
I hate opening jars "oh you are 6 foot you should be strong enough" my problem is THE FUCKING PAIN from opening it.
This is what literally happens if you are in a tesla car.
"Because its fun" is top ten villain motivations.
I love fairies man they do shit like swapping humans with changelings for no real material/power gains reasons unlike say a demon.
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Ares being one of the least misogynistic greek god feels like a plot hole even knowing how fucked up the ancient greeks were.