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the new local prices shit doesn't make any fucking sense like I guess I have to literally make tools IN this province for them to be cheap enough for people to actually want to use them? I don't fucking know. Don't explain it to me I don't care I'll figure it out

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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net to c/food@hexbear.net

hahaha party-sicko

I'm gonna mix it with some peanut butter and lime juice and marinate some shit and see how it do

Actually maybe instead of mixing it with peanut butter I'll roast my own peanuts (or other nuts) and process them together so i can control how sweet it is

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LINE GO UP stonks-up

P.s. it's counting yesterday and today as one day for some reason but today i did 4.51 miles 1464 strokes motherfuckers

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Im playing China and chugging along, can probably 1v1 a great power, I ally with Britain in exchange for an obligation when France decides to attack me. But despite getting the fucking alliance, Britain isn't helping me, which really fucks me given that Russia piles in with France

What the fuck is the point of getting an alliance in exchange for an obligation if they can just IMMEDIATELY ignore it and leave you to die

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I thought that they pulled salt into the meat and reversed the osmotic pressure so that liquid flows back into it and that's why putting aromatics in the brine pulls flavors into the meat. And I thought they were specifically used on lean cuts of meat to help keep them moist. And I read that they're not typically used for beef because beef usually has enough intramuscular fat to keep itself moist while cooking.

But we've been cooking top round beef and every time the sous chef complains about how dry it is and how it's the cut of the meat and how it lacks intramuscular fat etc etc. So i mention brining the meat first today, but he says it'd make it more dry, because "the salt breaks down cells and once that fluid is released it doesn't go back in"

So what's up with that who do i believe, this guy who is generally knowledgeable or a bunch of internet sources

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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net to c/food@hexbear.net

I fucked this up though, I thought if I just topped the mushrooms with spinach, put the ratatouille on, and then put them back in the oven a couple minutes the spinach would wilt and look good. It didn't, it dried out, next time I'm folding the spinach into the ratatouille and then topping the mushrooms with it. Image is from before they went back into the oven

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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

spoileri took texas as a beachhead to invade the U.S. to force recognition as a great power, which I'll do as soon as I get my munitions plants up and running :^]

and the very first thing I did was build a university there to educate the savages

[-] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 92 points 11 months ago

First i came for the communists because theyre hot

[-] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 69 points 1 year ago

what ended apartheid? well, obviously, our thoughts and prayers finally got to them

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I stopped exercising for all of September because i cut my thumb open at work and also had the depression and also my new job as a cook is fucking hard and tiring

But i rowed yesterday and still did 1351 strokes at max resistance and today i did 1361 tomorrow i'll probably do 1500 or something i'm just gonna get more powerful

y'all better get back to rowing too!!

[-] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 73 points 1 year ago

Oh the "if one of you leaves you both lose" is how he'd fuck me

[-] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 74 points 1 year ago

Is this even a question? Mr beast knows a lot of people have roommates, right? Who have to live with each other much longer than 3 months??

I would do this shit in a heartbeat like god damn. Fuck rich people for making a game out of my life but I'll take literally 25 years of income in exchange for 100 slightly awkward days

[-] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 69 points 1 year ago

you go up to a baby like "what is your commercial purpose??? ANSWER ME" nad it's all goo goo ga gah

[-] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 104 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Evil hexbears want to do an authoritarianism to checks notes end child poverty bern-disgust

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yes we won this game yes me Mundo

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I needed stitches on my thumb but like i'm not supposed to keep it wet but also i wear gloves that fill with sweat, so, what's the best way to deal with that

Id post in the megathread but it's at 23 hours and despite me complaining repeatedly about the chilling effect the megathread cycle has on posting at the end of the day it's still in effect

[-] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 69 points 1 year ago

I have literally never seen anyone defend the Khmer Rouge, ever lol

[-] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 73 points 1 year ago

Americans don't wanna walk ten minutes though lol

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BROKE THE 50 STROKE PER MINUTE BARRIER

I'M DIZZY

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The sauce is mostly tamari soy sauce and honey

My sous chef is like "no if I wanted to do gochujang I'd make a gochujang paste" but like we have these big jugs of gochujang sauce and like why would you not add even a little to make it an actually korean sauce???

am i crazy, am i bad at cooking, i don't know

[-] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 80 points 1 year ago

he spent more on doordash than I make in a year isn't that fun

[-] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 89 points 1 year ago

Oh cool a reddit liberal

Do you ever feel like maybe you've been lied to whenever people dig into the Uigher genocide thing and literally EVERY single source eventually circles back to Adrian Zenz or literal State Department mouthpieces like Radio Free Asia?

Do you ever look at the constantly increasing Uigher population and the fact that they, like other ethnic minorities, were exempt from the One Child policy, and think "hmmm you know what that doesn't make sense if they're genociding them?" Because idk, that fact would give me pause before I go into a xenophobic fury like a good little drone.

[-] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 84 points 1 year ago

Idk what the fuck is wrong with people

[-] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 101 points 1 year ago

I flipped a guy off two or three weeks ago because he blew through a four way stop and almost got either of us killed. Well he did a u turn and blew through the stop again and followed me home and yelled at me about how I "shouldn't do that because dangerous people will hurt me" and I asked if he was warning me or threatening me and he said "I'm threatening you" and then shoved me against my car before trying to run me over while I got his license plate number

I still haven't gone to the cops and a small part of why is everybody acts like I'm the fucking asshole. "You shouldn't have done that" from my girlfriend, brother, parents. FUCK YOU. I made a rude gesture because someone did something dangerous that could have gotten someone killed. I'm not the fucking asshole here. Maybe if I weren't male I'd get more sympathy but instead it's like "woops you fucked around and found out" and it's my fault instead of this person being utterly fucking insane.

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