ANOTHER VICTORY FOR CATHOLIC MARXISTS(MEANING JUST ME)! CAN'T STOP RACKING UP THE W'S THESE DAYS(I AM IN SO MUCH DEBT I WANT TO CRY)! POPE FRANCIS BRINGS IT ROME AGAIN!

plus it makes excel spreadsheet workers and boomers pay extra.

source: vibes

I'm not in favor of torturing people, but it's okay to make these people sing "rhodesians never die" under threat of losing progressively more digits, and when the song is over shot them to prove it wrong.

For his entertainment, we perform one of our customary after-dinner actives: vegan struggle session. We allow him to lock the thread at his leisure, and even present him with an outdoor and indoor cat to show our unity. He thanks us and gives us dating advice and 20 rifles

I can't imagine hosting a politician and having them look at my anime posters and percy jackson books in my childhood room.

You cannot be an israeli and not partake in the attacks on Palestinian civilians. That's what makes you an Israeli. Literally the only way to be an Israeli.

Why aren't you trying at all?

That's legitimately horrifying to me. I spend so much time talking, and all of my relationships rest on what I say. The idea of silent companionship just doesn't work for me. It doesn't excuse him, don't get me wrong, but I can understand developing really really odd views after something like that.

7. Paying fucking attention: if you go somewhere unprompted with a gun and kill someone you're a fucking murder.

we have literally spent hours talking about thought terminating cliches, ready to fight them

wow, if “scarecrow phallus” is what you see, that speaks volumes about the contents of your psyche. yikes

holy shit, this is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. also "I'm not arguing with you." "Wow, your arguments are shit." what a brilliant dialogue. like leonardo da vinki wrote it.