GrouchyGrouse

joined 4 years ago
[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 27 points 4 hours ago

Reddit every time the Winter War gets talked about .jpg

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 14 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

So much of the Americas was going through its own unique version of the same agriculture revolution others had evolved out of their circumstances.

Especially interesting to me are the things that happen when the forestry starts to fade and things deliberately move toward agriculture.

Incredibly fascinating stuff that got interrupted when the Europeans showed up. Can you imagine North America's agriculture in 2025 if it had evolved from these roots instead of what happened?

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 36 points 22 hours ago

Either the Zionists don't understand or refuse to and either way their unhinged hatred for her betrays how unreasonable they've always been.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 27 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

"Well I'm not technically wrong" yeah but you're still arguing for something nobody should approve of so fuck off?

Yeah its not the textbook definition of "pedophile" but the cultural definition says its "pedophilia" and is condemned as imbalanced and immoral.

Ask this person if they are capable of understanding why they don't call cigarettes "f*ggots" despite it being "tEcHnIcALlY tRuE."

Because you have a cultural, socially determined definition, Pete. You fucking pedantic dweeb.

We all know what you are doing. You know what you are doing.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago (4 children)

This is like if the Apollo 13 had waited until after they were on the dark side of the moon to admit to Houston they had a problem.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 38 points 1 day ago

Doing sexism but with cop milsim larp style jargon.

New frontier of hell unlocked

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The kangaroo with the Australia shaped head is the funniest fucking thing to me I'm losing it here

The added pregnancy fetish is just Garrison being Garrison. That awful head is inspired. it's like somebody tried to draw the Grinch Who Stole Christmas on a Dino-Nugget.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago

The real value of the crypto was whatever the day he lost it. They need to stop calling it whatever horseshit number the market has for that same crypto. Because this specific crypto is gone. Forever. It has no value. It can never accrue more value. Stop acting like it's real. Stop acting like it's value has been subject to market forces over the years. It's been gone. The invisible hand can't touch it if it's gone.

So if you're gonna say this chump lost his wallet say what the value was when he lost it. So whatever the price was back then. Guarantee it's not 3/4 of a billion fucking dollars.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago

If only that Tesla had erupted into a towering inferno and taken both of them.

Then they could have died thinking they were still in love, like 2 serial cheaters clutching each other in the back row of United 93 swearing eternal loyalty to their relationship as the Pentagon becomes visible on the horizon.

They were robbed of their Romeo & Juliet ending.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 27 points 1 day ago

The purpose of a system is what it does which is why the crowning item coming off this current production line is: 2 jabbering nincompoops with too much power and no control.

So... they'll probably not even reconcile it. They'll just say "this isn't who we are" and then deploy a magic umbrella and sail away into the clouds.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

The myth of the "good billionaire" should die and the people who profit off spreading that nonsense should get eyelid blisters for the crime.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

We live in a Birdciety

 

The reason the "radicals" (insert other or more categories or demographics here as per the discussion at hand; students, muslims, progressives etc) didn't vote for the democrats is because the democrats weren't "vocal enough" in their "support of gaza."

They were actively hostile toward gaza.

What support of gaza are you motherfuckers talking about? You couldn't stop arming Israel! Doing nothing would have been better than giving bombs to Israel. Doing nothing still wouldn't have been "support for gaza" you motherfuckers. A thousand thousand times have I read their chiding bullshit over the decades. "Politics is not a zero sum game" blah dee fucking blah. "I can care about more than one thing at once" "the left is too focused on ideological purity" etc etc etc.

I guess this is their new ass-covering step in their eternal Dance of Denying Culpability. Look forward to reading it as things continue. I know I fucking am.

 

His name is Lester and I feel like we should adopt him as an unofficial site mascot. Along with Crow T Robot.

Who else do you think sorta summarizes Hexbear in appearance and attitude from various media? And be specific. Don't just say "raccoons" (even though we all know raccoons is the best fit.)

Discuss!

 

The democrats would have tripped over themselves crying about it and appealing to norms and civility and their usual gormless bullshit and Kamala would have eaten shit even harder.

And instead of shouting "read the room!" the DNC consultant and liberal pundit classes would have gone along for that ride because they are just as clueless as their bosses.

 

What's new and what's good, comrades? It was kinda nice being away for the entire election bullshit but otherwise I'm playing catch up for the last 30 days.

I hope you all have been well and you have instituted fully automated luxury communism (with gay characteristics) in my absence.

af-heart stalin-heart

 

I got caught drinking again. It feels better to come clean about it. I'm tired of being a drunk mess. It takes so much energy to be a functional alcoholic. Please don't do what I did when faced with this genocide reality. Its so hard. You just want to push it aside. Don't fall into the self medication trap. Its a trap and it will fuck you! Christ I am still so fucked up and I try not to do the "drunk posting" thing. I smashed a glass thing and picked through the glass to find something worthy, something with a cutting edge, because concerned relatives already emptied my gun closet and took them away. I'm bleak as hell right now. I want to be ethered. something where I can go away but I won't fuck up my family by doing it. But thats selfish. I'm a communist. I can't do that to myself because I don't want it to bounce back on other people. Communism is why I don't slouch and let myself slide into these pits. I need to be here for the rest of y'all. The hiding takes so much energy away from myself. I'm so tired of the selfish act of nipping a bott;e. Im very sorry but theres nowhere else to post it

I hope I helped somebody else laugh. Like when you re-read what I wrote I was just trying to have a positive energy or I was doing a bit

I read awhile that they call these things "deaths of despair." for whatits worth I get that. I finally get that. But we aren't alone. Im fucked up but I won't be part of that grim tally. I refuse that.

 

Huckleberry is the Sunspider that runs into my bathroom whenever I take a shit at night and tries to hide in the shadow under my feet. She also runs around my desk sometimes. Huckleberry's body and head (not including legs) is about 2cm long, which is about as big they get where I live. The front pair of legs aren't actually legs - they are called "pedipalps" and she holds them up while running around to touch stuff like a little kid doing airplane arms. She zooms around eating dust mites and other small bugs and is very fast. Huckleberry is an arachnid but closer in relation to a scorpion than a spider. She has no venom and spins no web preferring to hunt and explore.

You may also know these fine creatures by other names: Whipscorpion or Camel Spider.

So say hi to Huckleberry, she is nice.

 

It was a Pandadería and it sold Chinese bears

biaoqing-point

 

But would they?

I mean, really?

 

Fuck you, God, you're not my real dad.

 

Every so often some synapse decides to zap my brain and I think about the "black folk ain't having no Bernie" tweet.

Was it a tweet? I can't remember anymore. But I still remember that line. Just at random. Apropos of nothing. Not even in a "hey remember that?" sorta way. Instead it just fires off and disappears almost as quickly as it appeared.

How about y'all?

 

How do they do it? You'd think running that slogan for years would have laid some kind of framework for being ready for an alternative doormat-being they can shit out into the oval office.

I mean, if people followed that slogan they wouldn't need Biden.

What gives? Wrong answers also welcome.

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