HarryLime
Pike in SNW: Basically a paragon of starfleet virtue as has been established over the course of the franchise. Almost too nice to a fault.
Pike in the pilot The Cage: Thinks maybe he'd like to live on a planet with slavery
Has Hexbear also lasted longer than the Confederacy? The Confederacy lasted for 1,559 days. We have to be close at least.
Dick Van Dyke show marathon on one of those cable channels for old people.
Okay, then here's another clue that it might be an unserious video: the fact that it's on fucking hexbear in the first place. Because NOBODY here would unironically post influencer bullshit.
Oh. Uhhhh okay, never mind. Sorry @DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net I guess you can maybe buy a condo in disney world.
It's true and I shouldn't get so mad.
I'm amazed at some of the replies I'm getting.
Like, you can't actually buy a condo at disney world so maybe that's a subtle clue that this video might not be entirely serious and you might be in for a laugh if you just watch it
IDK who he is so sorry