Asclepius, of course. He had a staff with snakes intertwining all around that bitch.

Just realizing I'm dreaming wakes me up every damn time. The only times I've gotten to have some fun is when I don't question why the laws of physics suddenly changed and just go with it. The second I start going, "Wait a second, I think I'm drea-" boom, I wake up. It's infuriating, I just want to fly around or explore the ocean depths or some shit.

So gentle

Ugh, dammit Hitchcock put your shirt back on

This does have real implications in dendrochronology. If you were to take a beam from a structure built hundreds or even thousands of years ago, you can use ring spacing along with climate records of the area it was cut down in to determine when it was cut down, which will tell you the approximate age of the structure (and as a result, the tree). The rings can reflect events such as floods, fires, droughts, and periods of rapid growth, so if you can match those up with climate records and known samples, it works out the way the graphic describes.

That movie slaps you in the face at the end in a pretty universally relatable way. No shame in that one.

We happy?

Still can't tell if she's reacting to the tweet or the cut

Name: Phil McCracken

SSN: EAT-MY-NUTS

Just for anyone who tries

Neee-Wom!

I never thought about this crossover, the Hobbits would dig the fuck out of a visit to Camelot

The one, the almighty? And voice of the One True God?