HeyThisIsntTheYMCA

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 8 minutes ago

i invite my parents to also do the drugs. they're former straight edge, they say no.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 12 minutes ago

if i'm feeling fancy, microwave then air fryer. microwave makes soggy, air fry takes away soggy. that way i don't burn the toppings

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 14 minutes ago

WTF DOES THIS MUSEUM'S AIR CONDITIONING KEEP FAILING

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 17 minutes ago

so you see as the economy does worse and worse, hemlines and slits go higher and higher

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 29 minutes ago

i think it's a song about parenthood by Bob Carlisle

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 34 minutes ago

it looks kind of like my brother's rug

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 36 minutes ago

that's a new verb for me. my favorite timer is a Polder so i always just used it as a proper noun. thanks for using fun language

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 47 minutes ago

no bombadier butt blast on landing or launch. 2/10

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 48 minutes ago

that soda ought to be in a cup holder or foam dome so he can double fist burgers. that's albertan at best

 
 

It seems like it'd be useful to have a jar of béarnaise or hollandaise, but I have to make those. Can't buy good béarnaise or hollandaise. Good mayo is easy to get tho. WTF?

 
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Oh Tuvix (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world to c/risa@startrek.website
 

Alt: Tuvix hangs his head in shame as Janebabe glares at him for failing to make her coffee

Text: tfw / you can genetically engineer anything but good coffee

 

The Trekifying of other memes continues

I don't know how obscure I'm being but IDGAF

 

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