[-] HoboTurducken@mander.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

Kids will be kids! They do dumb stuff all the time like busting mailboxes, tagging grafitti, stealing road signs, and stealing a riot shield during an insurrection.

[-] HoboTurducken@mander.xyz 59 points 1 year ago

There is an in-group that the law protects, but does not bind. There is an out-group that the law binds, but does not protect.

[-] HoboTurducken@mander.xyz 8 points 1 year ago

Me, the the Deep South.

[-] HoboTurducken@mander.xyz 8 points 1 year ago

I just downbeaned your comment.

FAQ

What does this mean?

The amount of beans on your comment and bean account has decreased by one bean.

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral beans. These include, but are not limited to:

• ⁠Rudeness towards other beanikans, • ⁠Spreading incorrect tomato sauce, • ⁠Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.

Am I banned from the beans?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downbean, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my comment deserved a downbean. Can you un-downbean it?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downbean. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private beannote explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to beannotes within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downbean appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the downbean and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on beans. I will continue to issue downbeans until you improve your conduct. Remember: beans are a privilege, not a right.

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If you save a gif from this thread, you must post one. Simple as.

[-] HoboTurducken@mander.xyz 11 points 1 year ago

I just downbeaned your comment.

FAQ

What does this mean?

The amount of beans on your comment and bean account has decreased by one bean.

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral beans. These include, but are not limited to:

• ⁠Rudeness towards other beanikans, • ⁠Spreading incorrect tomato sauce, • ⁠Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.

Am I banned from the beans?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downbean, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my comment deserved a downbean. Can you un-downbean it?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downbean. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private beannote explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to beannotes within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downbean appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the downbean and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on beans. I will continue to issue downbeans until you improve your conduct. Remember: beans are a privilege, not a right.

[-] HoboTurducken@mander.xyz 28 points 1 year ago

Lifted Dodge Ram. They are more likely to be drunk too.

[-] HoboTurducken@mander.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

Drink your gin and tonics.

[-] HoboTurducken@mander.xyz 10 points 1 year ago

I just downbeaned your comment.

FAQ

What does this mean?

The amount of beans on your comment and bean account has decreased by one bean.

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral beans. These include, but are not limited to:

• ⁠Rudeness towards other beanikans, • ⁠Spreading incorrect tomato sauce, • ⁠Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.

Am I banned from the beans?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downbean, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my comment deserved a downbean. Can you un-downbean it?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downbean. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private beannote explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to beannotes within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downbean appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the downbean and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on beans. I will continue to issue downbeans until you improve your conduct. Remember: beans are a privilege, not a right.

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Dilly Beans (mander.xyz)

Green beans canned like pickled cucumbers. All fresh from our farm. Kentucky Wonder green beans, garlic, and dill.

[-] HoboTurducken@mander.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

Thank you, friend for providing more non-commercial content for the fediverse. If we all do our part and each send a trickle of content those trickles can become a stream. That stream, if it takes off can become a whole shower of content that everyone can step into and enjoy. Then everyone can dance in the warmth of our content.

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Peepost (mander.xyz)

You can tell where I pee on this bush all the time. Enjoy.

[-] HoboTurducken@mander.xyz 7 points 1 year ago

Many jurisdictions punish witchcraft with prison time.

[-] HoboTurducken@mander.xyz 8 points 1 year ago

The Harry Spotter videos proved that copyright should expire after 25 years.

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If you had to fly, what item within reach would help the most and how?

Bonus points for photos.

Extra bonus points for MS Paint type diagrams of the function.

[-] HoboTurducken@mander.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

The trellis they are growing on.

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Kentucky Wonder (mander.xyz)

First real harvest off a hoop trellis. These are tasty green beans that tolerate heat well. Grown on a welded wire 6" x 6" cattle panel bent into a hoop between two beds of our vegetable patch. These sell very fast at the local farmers market.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by HoboTurducken@mander.xyz to c/farming@slrpnk.net

My flock of 11 ducks. Six are mature and usually give me six eggs a day. The other five are a few months old and not laying yet. Their eggs are sold at a farmers market. Ducks are fun to keep and IMHO better than chickens due to the ease of keeping and consistant laying.

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Planted these in Winter 2020, finally seeing some buds.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by HoboTurducken@mander.xyz to c/fermentation@mander.xyz

We have just tossed them in a jar with some ginger in the past and it was delicious. Does anyone have a fun twist on carrots? We have a good harvest of them and want to experiment.

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Hi, y'all! (mander.xyz)

I'm excited to learn more about growing from folks here. My main interest is market farming and astronomy. I'm in the totality path of the Apr 8, 2023 eclipse and have a solar filter ready for the telescope. Home darkness is Bortle 4, but getting worse. Expect posts about ducks, purple-hull peas, and farmers market economics.

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HoboTurducken

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