HonkTonkWoman

joined 2 years ago
[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

“I come with the stench of pre-bottled blood of the new born on my breath, & enough peyote to last until the rapture! Now where’s that lil dude? Need somebody to light my fire!”

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 44 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't care if Tuesday's fucking ugly

and Wednesday’s worse

Thursday, Friday, no remorse

Monday we’ll all fall apart

Tuesday, Wednesday, realize we all smell like farts

Oh, Thursday doesn't even start…

It’s Friday, I’m ~~in love~~ still fucking glad I voted

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

I think there’s a giant chicken in there. Makes the most sense, if you really think about it.

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

noo… you’re not moving the wire right. You have to move it back left when it does that & then hit the ff button twice.

~fuckinghingworksjuatfinedroveacrossthreedamncountiestofindafyckinradioshack25goddamndollarsassholewouldnttakediscover~

See. Told you it works!

~shitbirdbettersitstillandnotjostlethatdamnwireifuckinlovethissong~

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

Henry Rollins stared in a remake of The Chase, the 1966 Brando film.

Not a great film, but Rollins is pretty decent in it. He has a fun lil side plot with Flea & Anthony Kiedis, who play a pair of red necks in a jacked up bronco.

Should choose to check out, watch the post credits scene to see Charlie dressed as a Clown, mocking his father & Brando’s performances from Apocalypse Now.

One of the most underrated post credit bits of randomness out there…

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

Looks like a cute lil poop Cousin Itt left behind…

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

Yup! I have a drawer of these things because my brother & I used to fight over them. Still use one in my dad’s truck when I steal it from him.

Leave those air pods in your pockets kids. Nothing brings the heat like the annoying clacking of the auto reverse on a cassette deck, constantly trying to flip over a cassette that doesn’t flip, while matching the rhythm of your current jam.

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Unintended Implication: non-Christian babies are less likely to be hurled.

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

I’m imagining a controversial new Ken Burns Documentary, with an emotional forward by Tommy Lasorda.

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

Stick it between a couple layers of red velvet & slather it with chocolate cream cheese icing.

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 10 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Implied fact: by distinguishing the baby as Christian, there must be non-Christian babies in close proximity.

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I love that there is also the distinct possibility of non-Christian babies up there on the mound, with the pitcher as well.

What happens if the pitcher throws a baby of a different faith? Infield fly rule that leads to a game ending double play?

 
 

Found a Luna Mouth in my backyard. Luna Moth

 
 

Orchid at the Reynolda House Gardens in Winston Salem, NC.

 

I hate the Tarheels.

 

Spent Thanksgiving on St George Island in Florida. Caught some amazing time lapses, Gulf Fritillaries, a Great Blue Heron, and this Van Gogh-Esque shot over the gulf.

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Does anyone know what type of bat this? Poor little bugger hit my office window a while back. Was unconscious, or stunned for a bit, but did manage to fly off. Alternate angle.

Edit: I’m in the Piedmont, NC area if that helps.

 

[OC] Caught the Black-Crowned Night Herons under the Main Street bridge in Jacksonville, FL & the Great Blue Heron on St. George Island

 

I’m in inland NC as tropical storm Ophelia approaches our coast. Steady winds here already with 25-30mph gusts & building.

Late season Zebra Swallowtail popped by for a snack before the storm picks up here. Lil bugger was getting blown around sideways trying to hang on.

 

and if my stuff ain’t tight enough you can stick it up my…. WOOOO!!

Miss ya Clarence

 
 

A Red Spotted Purple, aka a Whirt Admiral, showing off the underside of its wings. Marked with reddish Orange spots over a gray to deep blue to black gradient.

These butterflies use mimicry to blend in with more dominant species in their area. This one is mimicking an Eastern Black Swallowtail.

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