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[–] IDew@lemm.ee 40 points 14 hours ago (5 children)

Titanic Annual DWalmarteaths?

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 17 points 1 day ago (7 children)

I'm starting to think I may have ADHD because there's so many symptoms I relate to... But people around me including my parents just tell me I'm just energetic. Is there a test I can take maybe?

Thanks, brain. in c/depression_now@lemmy.world

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is this female Gru

How are you in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago

6 and 7

IT’S THE FEDS! in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You plug it in

Anon discovers cigarettes (Edit: Anon discovers addiction) in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 100 points 1 week ago (9 children)

My question exactly.. I genuinely don't get it

Right at home! in c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

I think the same about anything tbh. Just not having to worry about it looking fresh and pristine takes a big load off my shoulders

Which are you? in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

6

Wrong answers also acceptable in c/weedtime@crazypeople.online

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 4 points 4 weeks ago

A gray giraffe! You don't see many of those

Another day, another fine parking job in c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

But.. how? Aren't electric cars like.. heavy on the bottom?

How to get friends to switch over? in c/degoogle@lemmy.ml

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Revolt looked rather promising even though I had never heard of it. I wanted try it and downloaded their app. I was very surprised to learn they require Google Play (services) to function and that alone is big red flag to me.. As well as Microsoft Store? There's a GitHub page linked to it, but the fact that they recommend MS Store creeps me out

Dump rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Diabetes speedrun

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Just tryna be human out here sucks (lemm.ee)

submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by IDew@lemm.ee to c/meanwhileongrad@sh.itjust.works

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Update: I got banned from hexbear and grad lmao

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"🤮" (lemm.ee)

submitted 10 months ago by IDew@lemm.ee to c/copypasta@sh.itjust.works

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So recently I stumbled across a post saying that the vomiting emoji (🤮) looks like it was giving head to Shrek. I had to start furiously jerking off while looking at vomiting emoji on Google images due to my overwhelming ogre fetish. The way the emoji is sucking Shrek's massive cock makes me horny as fuck. I continued beating my meat to this one image for twelve minutes straight until I finally came, then I realized what I had masturbated to.

I literally cannot unsee it so every time I saw the vomiting emoji I was forced to think about Shrek blowjob. One time while I was at work, but then I saw a 🤮 emoji, I instantly started jerking off because of how hot this image really is. People were shocked at first but when I told them it's ogre blowjob they all started masturbating together. Eventually I got fired for causing all this mess.

This could all be prevented if the vomiting emoji didn't look like someone giving head to Shrek. Please make it look less erotic so this doesn't happen again.

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shhhh uncle is sleeping🥱😴😴😴 (lemm.ee)

submitted 2 years ago by IDew@lemm.ee to c/okbuddyretard@lemmy.world

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