Does the car still send data if you don’t subscribe to the data service? Because my car has lte, and for the life of me I can’t figure out why I would ever need my car to supply data when I already have a phone, that does hotspot and has a faster connection.

Gotta love how the factory lettering is just as bad as the ones the owner put on.

Except this is not a thing. Stop thinking about children’s genitals.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a glare. If you have to work on the glare, go watch Clint Eastwood in The Outlaw Josie Wales.

In the two weeks before the superbowl the local news will start talking about ancillary things like what people eat in the cities who’s teams made the superbowl that you can serve at a superbowl party. In the early ‘90s Buffalo made the superbowl 4 years in a row, and thus the Buffalo wing gained national notoriety.

Went to a concert at an arena about 3 miles from my house, to get there was about eight bucks to go home was 60.

This is also how they make maps of the mid west.

Coors has been doing this for years.

That’s…that’s not what children of the corn is about.

fart simultaneously in the opposite phase.

You’re not throwing them at your enemies hard enough.

I saw Indiana Jones today it had 25 minutes of trailers, an admonishment to not ruin the movie, Nicole Kidman telling me how great going to the movies is, and a commercial for the projector. So a movie listed to start at 11 started at 11:28. it’s fucking ridiculous.