Not having the lobes for commerce, disappointing.

New anti homeless tech implemented across all parks.

Ireland no longer looks like a teddy bear, but some sort of bottle opener :/

HR will transition to HAIR then finally AIR.

Did it burst out of the sewers? Fecking ninjas.

I should have brought my towel...

So in his country the doorbell is to signal the trap has been triggered.

José Feliciano - Feliz Navidad.

Sounds like he is saying 'release mum and dad.' interlace with him singing 'I want to wish you a merry christmas'

I was in stitches at the dinner table when I heard it. Trying to tell my brother while crying and hyperventilating with laughter made it even better.

I'd a mate that called it council pop.

What does this even mean? If he allowed in all the other states and wins. Do these 2 states have to follow suit? Do they elect their own president? Are they independent for the interim?

I feel like a random one should say, "your going to have a bad day"

I just came to the realisation, that all those cold calls where no one says anything are probably just recording for recreating your voice sigh...