Must be tough putting your life on the line to protect a child rapist
I have some projects due at work today. My house is about to be the cleanest it’s ever been
A dropped stochastic terrorism has no handle, I think
I sincerely hope the takeaway will be to keep this psycho away from the Oval Office. His violent rhetoric is what has led to this. Want more? Let him be elected
Well we saw his brain melt out of his head on live tv Edit: just trying to be funny. Didn’t mean to imply he had a brain before that
Has me all hot and bothered. I’m gonna need a baath
Th workings of the celestial panini press are mysterious and ineffable
If they're old enough to toil in the mines and looms, they’re old enough to know better
Jesus christ
This is terrible, if it became popular the Koch family line would be extinct in a fortnight!
It’s my heritage!!!!!!
Nothing more terrible than when a natural stride length and the distances between cracks don’t quite line up. Sorry mom
That guy seems pretty confident he won’t get caught up in the sweep huh