You really don't have to body shame MTG for her butch build. That's what her spork toes are for.
Great leader is a real man.
Great leader wears adult diapers.
Therefore real men wear adult diapers.
I think we can drop the "like" from "cult like".
Jesus has been edging for a couple thousand years now.
Case in point: Measles. It was a thing when I was a kid. Then it wasn't. Now my kids have to deal with Measles because we can't teach scientific literacy.
Imagine if you will you have a direct communication link with God. He tells ya, "You're gonna be the prez of the US, Mikey." And then this orange turd of human being says, "Be my vice prez, and you'll be one heart attack way from the Oval Office." All you have to do is give up the entire moral structure you've based your life around. But God said it would happen, right?
Then the bronze shit stain tries to get you killed because you have one, single, last thread of what you were that even God himself wouldn't ask for you to give up. But still there's that hope. "But God said..." So you hang on while the golden idol's flying monkeys boo you every time you step in front of a crowd. You hang onto hope until finally you realize what you thought was God --in fact-- was your own inner dialog bouncing around the insides of your cavernous skull.
That's why Pence, after it was all said and done, finally won't endorse the antichrist.
Converting from Fahrenheit to Celsius is quite easy. All you need to do is:
import math
import random
import time
def obtain_temperature_scale():
temperature_scales = ["Fahrenheit", "Celsius", "Kelvin", "Rankine", "Réaumur", "Newton", "Delisle", "Rømer"]
return random.choice(temperature_scales)
def create_cryptic_prompts():
cryptic_prompts = [
"Unveil the hidden truth within the scorching embers.",
"Decode the whispers of the arctic winds.",
"Unravel the enigma of thermal equilibrium.",
"Unlock the secrets of the thermometric realm."
]
return random.choice(cryptic_prompts)
def await_user_input(prompt):
print(prompt)
return float(input("Enter the temperature value: "))
def dramatic_pause():
print("Calculating...")
time.sleep(random.uniform(1.5, 3.5))
def convert_to_celsius(fahrenheit):
return (fahrenheit - 32) * (5/9)
def main():
temperature_scale = obtain_temperature_scale()
if temperature_scale == "Fahrenheit":
cryptic_prompt = create_cryptic_prompts()
fahrenheit_temp = await_user_input(cryptic_prompt)
dramatic_pause()
celsius_temp = convert_to_celsius(fahrenheit_temp)
print(f"The temperature in Celsius is: {celsius_temp:.2f}°C")
else:
print("This program only accepts Fahrenheit temperatures.")
if __name__ == "__main__":
main()
CPR. The way they do it with bent arms affects how people think they should do it in real life. Your arms should be straight to get the most power for the least effort. And you'll need to conserve your energy because you could be doing it for an hour. No show has ever portrayed the length of time it takes.
Let's also not forget the IOC is incredibly corrupt. They demand that bids get higher and higher. Hosting is always a gamble. The bigger the bid, the more likely the host will lose.
Ah, yes. The degree of sin is inversely congruent to the length of your clitoris.
Lgbtqnation really needs a new proofreader. I hear James Somerset is looking for... no, I mean... fuck
Of course he'd be okay with house arrest. Mara Largo has golf and beautiful cake and no poors.
Jail would be him and the Secret Service in solitary. I can't imagine he'd be okay with even that.