To do the things they would have done anyway. This is what we chose for ourselves.

No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice-President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any State legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any State, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof

Bullshit. Conservatives don't want people living in tents. I'm tired of all this propaganda. They clearly want anyone who can't afford a house in a prison, not a tent.

Queue Justice Thomas being seen, coincidentally, attending a large number of concerts with long-time friends on the Ticketmaster board...

I have, completely by accident and with no significant effort on my part, gone 40 years without mass murdering. It almost just happens on its own.

Do the debates, and reveal the results of the drug test (taken by both candidates) DURING the debate. Let's do this shit like Maury.

I'd rather have a 100km particle collider than an aircraft carrier.

Let that be a lesson to all the homeless people... make sure you go to your doctor regularly... your health is important!

"It's a good time to unionize tech workers right now..."

Best time to form a union was yesterday. Next best is today.

Secdee? Secdeez nuts!

That song went harder, better, faster, and stronger than any other robot voice song at the time.

From the people that brought you, "I liked RATM before they got all political"