Karl

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[–] Karl@literature.cafe 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

That doesn't work. (personal experience as a sibling )

 

Not a parent.

[–] Karl@literature.cafe 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I never said that. My poops are brown all the time. I just said human poops are black.

[–] Karl@literature.cafe 1 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Why did you ask tho, that's basic knowledge lol human poop is black what else would it be

[–] Karl@literature.cafe 1 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)
[–] Karl@literature.cafe 1 points 3 weeks ago

Fair. I decided to hide in a bush, throw water balloons at him and run for my life

[–] Karl@literature.cafe 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I haven't seen a bear

[–] Karl@literature.cafe 1 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

Tf? What else would poop look like? Green?

[–] Karl@literature.cafe -3 points 3 weeks ago (17 children)

Human poop is black so why not?

[–] Karl@literature.cafe 3 points 3 weeks ago

No raccoons here

 

I've been seeing poop in a path which is connected to the gates of my house. This has happened 3 times now over 1 or 2 weeks. When I saw the poop first, I thought it must be a dog. But everytime it dries (every 3 or 4 days), a mysterious pile of new shit is dropped on the old shit. It's (very) black, very smelly and in the EXACT same spot!! Right on top of the dried shit!! I'm convinced it's a human being. I've decided I'm gonna hide in some bushes nearby and catch them doing the deed. But what do I do then? What if they don't care and continue doing it? How do I make them regret it without getting into trouble? It'd be nice if they couldn't tell it's me.

 

I haven't read much read stuff that has been published after 2000s and have barely liked what I have.

I ask this bcz most of the time I look up 'Best new books' or 'popular books', the recommendations are mostly smut, fantasy smut or cheap romance.

Idk if I just keep getting the wrong books recommended or that's how today's books are.

Also, recommend me some more recent books with good prose, well written characters, medium/slow paced.

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