Which corporation are you talking about?

We all know that REAL research requires a Facebook account. /s

True that.

You know you're getting old when you "remember when Saturday Night Live used to be funny."

They should be named after oil company executives.

The media is not one thing. Media is plural. Good luck getting "the media" to agree on anything.

They only call it "class warfare" when poor people fight back.

TIL

haec·ce·i·ty

noun

Philosophy

that property or quality of a thing by virtue of which it is unique or describable as “this (one).”.

the property of being a unique and individual thing.

"he has a paramount concern with haecceity, the thisness of things

Capable? Yes. Willing? No.

*unless they worship MegaChrist

When the line "be fruitful and multiply" was first written there were fewer humans on the planet than now live in Houston.

"That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it."

• George Carlin