You telling me I'm not allowed to do that?

So if I say the nickname "Grimey," as he liked to be called, that doesn't mean anything to you?

I thought asphalt was already the most recycled material.

Woodoo hide!

Neat. I knew I could Cunningham Law this instead of doing research.

"I'm about to talk about Christmas lights for an 70 minutes."

"Hell yeah, bro!"

Here ya go

Yeah, but let's let Kenan decide. He should get a say in who is boss will be for the next 20 years.

His main medical issue is that he's 81. If he were retired, it wouldn't be worthy of an Onion joke.

This is Na'vi erasure.

That was only 9 years ago? Maybe I'm not that old.

"Give the ranchers ladders. They can use ladders to get to the other side, but not doors. You could use small fire trucks. Call the local fire stations, and use the ladders on their trucks to help them get over."