LodeMike

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[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 19 points 1 day ago (3 children)

There's ALT text.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 21 points 2 days ago (8 children)

New season this Thursday :)

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have never thought that combination of words before in my entire life, no.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 44 points 2 days ago

Did I stutter?

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 141 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (12 children)

Fake: OP outside their house

Gay: spending time with a man

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Fair.

Just seems weird to have it in a hallway. Maybe it opens up to a cafeteria behind the camera where I would expect it.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago

Something must be hidden in it.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 points 3 days ago

And why is it the woman from B99

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago (17 children)

Why is there a payphone inside of a highschool?

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 points 3 days ago

Like ripped apart?

 
 
 
 

Apple messages app, dark mode. Medium compression.

Sender (left side): bro I stg the funniest shit happened at work

Next message: so i work at papa johns now right.

Receiver (right side) sends "💀💀💀💀" twice. These emojis are large.

Sender again: i havent even told the story yet

Last message: what the fuck are you laughing at

The last message is half cut off on the bottom.

 
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Wordle (lemmy.today)
submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by LodeMike@lemmy.today to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

Screenshot of Twitter light mode with gradient blurred background around it but mostly cropped off.

One poster, appears feminine in PFP "what's that milf cereal. With the strawberries"

Posted 11:34 AM 7/30/21 Twitter for iPhone.

10.6 Retweets 1806 Quote Tweets 132k Likes

A reply with someone appearing feminine in their PFP is a picture of Kellog's Speciak K cereal with red berries. Accompanying text is just "?"

 
 

Image description:

Two pictures put together

First one is a screenshot of Robert Downy Jr's Twitter profile. Dark mode, official app. Bio reads "you know who I am"

Second picture is of that guy with the trophy and his hand hoveti g above his right breast with caption "I don't know who he is"

Tap for spoilerThe second picture is of Robert Downy Jr

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AskReddit (lemmy.today)
submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by LodeMike@lemmy.today to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

Image description:

screenshot of r/AskReddit post by u/CriticalGeode . Title only. official phone app. Light mode.

How would you hide the body of a 165 Ib, 78 year-old white male who is approximately 6 feet tall?

Upvoted by screenshoter. No shown score.

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Oreo (lemmy.today)
submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by LodeMike@lemmy.today to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

Image Description:

Ligjt mode twitter direct message on phone. Highly compressed.

Oreo (cookie) account links a tweet from Carter hambly. Oreo is the other person in the chat, not who took the screenshot.

Tweet reads: i be scraping the deodorant off my girl's armpit with my teeth like filling out of an oreo

Text accoppaninn link:

Hi Carter! We at OREO love this tweet. Can we have your permission to use it on our socials

Message was sent 11:59/AM

Reply from screenshotter: "that tweet?" There is lots of vertical space between the two messages. This second message is about 40%% cut off at the bottom.

 
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