497

submitted 1 month ago by LodeMike@lemmy.today to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

38 comments fedilink hide all child comments

Screenshot of Twitter light mode with gradient blurred background around it but mostly cropped off.

One poster, appears feminine in PFP "what's that milf cereal. With the strawberries"

Posted 11:34 AM 7/30/21 Twitter for iPhone.

10.6 Retweets 1806 Quote Tweets 132k Likes

A reply with someone appearing feminine in their PFP is a picture of Kellog's Speciak K cereal with red berries. Accompanying text is just "?"

top 38 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 63 points 1 month ago

[-] wjrii@lemmy.world 61 points 1 month ago

Tangentially, that cereal is super good, sweeter than you’d think but not cloying, although TBH I’m not turning away garbage kids cereals either.

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 37 points 1 month ago

Just always check nutrition info, some of these that are presented as healthy are really not that great. In general, cereals are pure carbs pretty much so should limit the quantity to what you need in carbs, but they can also have a lot of fiber and be fairly efficient in terms of satiety to calorie ratio, I recently switched back to a small bowl in the morning for breakfast.

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

It’s generally become my opinion that unless I’m eating unsweetened muesli with a splash of milk pretty much every cereal except unsweetened cheerios is bad for me

[-] s_s@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Steelcut oats are just a vehicle for fruit and berries

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

Muesli is great but imho the ratio of satiety to calorie is way better with the cereals and a splash of milk, I get something that feels like a "meal" for like 250cal, would be much more for a bowl of muesli that doesn't feel like I'm starving myself.

I use a nutty muesli to top quark yoghurt, that's a great snack/dessert I get 25g protein from the quark and the muesli I just put 15/25g on top which already almost doubles the calories but does make the whole thing much nicer, it's a daily staple for me.

Yes, I'm pretty far in the deep end of calorie control right now ^_^'

[-] Signtist@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

I make Special K bars for get-togethers every once in awhile, and I sometimes get people who ask me if they're healthy. I always tell them that nothing in them is even the slightest bit healthy except the Special K itself, and even that's debatable.

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

I mean, it depends on how pure your ketamine is

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Also if you’re hot tubbing that night.

[-] wjrii@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

[-] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Thats hilarious you made bars called that without realizing the double speak. I wonder if anyone was dissapointed after eating one.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

In Japan, a company called Calbee makes an expensive cereal that is oat clusters mixed with grains and seeds and chunks of dried fruit. It is the best cereal I’ve ever had in my entire life. It is naturally sweet and filling, I feel amazing after eating it, and I am ruined from going back to anything American - even the “healthy” cereals.

I had Frosted Flakes (or something like it) after being on the Calbee cereal for a couple of years, and I was so disappointed by how it just tasted like mushy sugar. No substance, no flavor.

[-] TheBluePillock@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I try to minimize what I buy off Amazon, but I allow myself one bag of Frugra per month because I can't get it any other way.

[-] EvacuateSoul@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago

The gradient description is funny for some reason.

[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago

I love the text descriptions so much.

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 9 points 1 month ago

Thank you. I'm going to put one on all of my posts from now on.

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

I didn't want to add an extra 100 words.

[-] ASDraptor@lemmy.autism.place 36 points 1 month ago

I still can read the text, needs more jpg

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 29 points 1 month ago

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 33 points 1 month ago

Or quality 1:

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

Nowthatswhaticalljpeg.png

[-] Thassodar@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

Looking like an early Sierra PC game, gorgeous.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Getting there. My eyes can almost feel the pixels.

[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

Can't unless you wanna resize it

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

Here's the HD remaster.

[-] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Looks like the negatives were not in a large enough film format, the remaster has letterboxing

[-] I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

I remember the 80s ads where the right side of the letter K was imposed over a woman in profile's lips on a gaping mouth.

Something along the lines of "Special K keeps you looking good."

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

Couldn't find that one but I ran across this one that was a trip

[-] I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Found at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBjo6AMEC-Y

Not sure about the science...

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 10 points 1 month ago

Man, Now I'm hungry and horny, Thanks Kelloggs, your anti masturbation cereal fails again.

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago

The science is that any calorie deficit makes you loose weight. Literally any foox is "healthy" as per this ad's "reasoning"

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Going out for a run with her dog while leaving her full (minus the one bite, and that's debatable because the spoon stops short of the lips) bowl of cereal sitting on the counter instead of eating it is apparently the way this lady stays slim.

[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Ahh yes, before they got rid of actual-regular-Special K and replaced it with todays not-regular-Special K.

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Where are they hiding Ordinary K

[-] ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 month ago

Is that text from an AI image interpreter? It's pretty good, seems helpful for search and disabilities.

[-] jagungal@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Almost certainly not. It's common in some communities for people to write their own image transcriptions.

this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2024

497 points (97.7% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

26838 readers

3483 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!

Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...

2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...

3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...

4. No Porn/Explicit

Content

-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...

5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts

-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...

6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.

Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)

Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

LillianVS@lemmy.world

STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world

WiildFiire@lemmy.world

Decoy321@lemmy.world

Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world

YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world

The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world