Jokes on you, Reddit did it first

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a flesh sack?

You see Frieza, you aren't dealing with an average Gonorrhea anymore

Bitch I'll do it now

That's blue

That's like punting an infant across the street and saying that you "won the fight."

God it even sounds like trump

The mold makes them more cozy

YEAH!!! AMERICA NUMBER ONE BABY!!!!! UNDEFEATED!!!!!!!

Then stop making the magnets so damn tasty

I can feel the back pain kicking in reading this.

Nintendo is gonna lawyer up at the speed of God before they'd pay unity a fucking cent.