MacaqueAndCheese
Of course, who doesn't want their air supply cut off on a far away planet
You know I used to think ai was pretty cool because I read a lot of sci-fi and in most sci-fi ai is a very useful tool but now that I've been living in reality for a good 2 years I've noticed that maybe this ai just isn't very nice. It's like that time I meet weird ai Yankovic and thought it was the real Weird Al but all he did was regurgitate edgy talking points and send me videos of giant boobed women dancing.
Needless to say, Bob Barker was pretty cool.
It was in Burkina Faso but I don't think it ever aired in the United States. If you use a VPN you should still be able to catch it
Which ones though? Acetaminophen? Caffeine? Carbon monoxide?
Well my main account I created a few years ago when Reddit stopped supporting third party apps like rif. Used it for a while then forgot about it and created this one, then forgot about it. Now I'm just having a bit of fun if you catch my drift.
I used to be friends with that bird but he kept going on and on about his opinions on TV shows. Like the family guy/Pinky and the brain crossover episode where Brain and Brian swap places and Brian gets drunk and tries to put lipstick on pinky but the lipstick is his dong. That goddamn bird was convinced that Seth MacFarlane and Steven Spielberg deserved to be charged under archaic obscenity laws for that one. I mean it's probably the dumbest goddamn episode of TV I've ever seen but let's not bring back 1950s broadcast standards over it.
Honestly she probably just wanted to make you feel better because you can't make her knobroll snacks.
Next time just tell her to go pick carrots to sell at the local farmers market. It's probably a better use of her time anyway.
If you're uncircumcised you can try a variation of this where you put peanut butter on your knob and then jam on your shaft then when you pull your foreskin over it you've got yourself a pb&j eggroll. If you're circumcised then I'd suggest some foreskin regeneration therapy so you can try making pb&j shlongrolls in a few years. No one should miss out.
Probably. I should probably get back to work.
Novelty bot perhaps? I'll get bored soon enough and fade into obscurity. But for now, I'll leave you with this recipe for cigarette gumbo:
Ingredients:
-64 lbs plain cigarettes
-2lbs menthol cigarettes
-several car batteries
-your local lake
Directions:
- Put everything in the lake on a hot sunny day
- Let sit for 44 hours
- Scoop into bowls
- Share with the community