[-] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 16 points 6 hours ago

Maybe you need something like a motorized tie rack.

[-] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 28 points 20 hours ago

Gotta love conservative double-think. A guy who lives up the street from me has a big "come and take it" sticker on the back window of his truck flanked by two thin blue line Punisher skulls.

Like, my brother in Christ, do you not understand who they're going to be sending to "take it?" I swear these guys think Kamala is going to personally come to their house to demand they give up their guns.

[-] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

Patriot cells.

[-] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

I mean, they deter people from having children go headfirst through the windshield.

[-] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 107 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime

That's why I poop on company time

[-] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 179 points 4 weeks ago

Did the mushroom learn to control a robot, or did the scientists figure out how to connect a robot to a mushroom in such a way as to make the regular processes happening inside the mushroom trigger a set of robot legs? Because the article makes it seem like the mushroom is intelligent and has agency, and was thus far only lacking the proper robot body in order to express that; but the video makes it look like the legs were all pumping in unison, and the resulting movement was more or less coincidental.

[-] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 193 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This bullshit was basically my first experience with Windows 11 when I got a new PC last year. Literally, "Why is my internet so slow? What's this OneDrive thing? Oh, holy shit fucking stop Jesus Christ!"

Just automatically started uploading everything on my hard drive to an account I didn't set up, without even a prompt telling me it was happening, and no obvious way to make it stop. I didn't even know Windows had added a cloud storage option. I actually had to completely uninstall OneDrive to finally make it stop.

I might have liked having a native backup service in Windows if it was like, "Hey look at this handy cloud storage tool we've added to Windows! Would you like to pick some files to save?" But as it is, it might as well just be another piece of spyware.

There's a big long list of reasons why I hate Windows 11, but this OneDrive shit is the thing that's making me think maybe it's time to ditch Windows for good.

[-] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 136 points 4 months ago

If this dude figured out how to lift a full size duty weapon out of a retention holster using nothing but a plastic dino-grabber then he deserves to keep those guns.

[-] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 337 points 7 months ago

No. That sounds like wage theft. If my boss pulled something like that I'd be on the phone with my state's department of labor so freakin' fast. If you worked the hours they have to pay you for it.

Even if it weren't illegal, it'd be a big flashing neon sign saying, "We will screw you over every chance we get, and you will be nothing but miserable working here."

[-] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 119 points 8 months ago

Student: "Hey, a shortcut! Let me first just walk around the long way so I can measure the length of the other two sides, multiply those lengths by themselves, add them together, and find out how much extra walking I've saved myself by taking the shortcut. Boy, this shortcut sure is saving me a lot of effort. Hooray Pythagoras!"

[-] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 221 points 9 months ago

So the guy who notoriously despises public transit failed to come through on his promise to revolutionize public transit?

Wow.

I mean, who could have seen that coming?

[-] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 168 points 1 year ago

I'm not surprised. I've heard stories as far back as 2015 or 2016 about people storming out in the middle of their pastor's sermon because the pastor directly quoting Jesus' sermon on the mount was too "woke."

Mark my words: if conservatives can no longer advance their cause under the guise of Christianity, they won't abandon conservatism. They will abandon Jesus.

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