[-] MrBusinessMan@lemm.ee 25 points 11 months ago

It’s good practice to buy at least one or two new smartphones per year.

[-] MrBusinessMan@lemm.ee 16 points 11 months ago

An inspiration, all teachers should do this!

[-] MrBusinessMan@lemm.ee 18 points 11 months ago

It’s surprising that in all these years, nobody came up with this innovation to make Twitter more profitable but in just a short time period, Musk was able to figure it out. Goes to show why he’s the richest man in the world!

[-] MrBusinessMan@lemm.ee 15 points 11 months ago

But at what cost? Employees are less productive without the watchful eye of a skilled manager.

[-] MrBusinessMan@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No, I’m quite literally not, in any way. I’ll take just one of my many investment properties to explain to you how dumb you’re being. This house was built in a suburb of San Diego in 1979 and sold for $25,000. The people who built it are possibly dead by now and were, all together paid $25,000 for the land together with the house that they built. It changed hands many times, at some point a bank foreclosed on whoever was living there, and I bought it from the bank. The house is worth $775,000 dollars now and I rent it out for $3,500 a month. Every 7 months I make more money renting out this house than the people who built it were ever paid for doing that, and me buying it had absolutely nothing at all to do with it getting built.

Please stop trying to make me out to be a construction worker. I’m not, I’m a landlord and proud of it.

[-] MrBusinessMan@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

It’s quite a big distinction to me, I’m not a fucking construction worker. Gross. I also don’t usually pay anybody to build a house, I mostly scoop up already existing homes whenever there’s a market crash and the lazy poors get foreclosed on.

[-] MrBusinessMan@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago

You’re confused. An honorable and successful landlord such as myself would not be caught dead walking around in a goofy looking hardhat swinging a wrench around or whatever construction people do.

[-] MrBusinessMan@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago

Happy to rent to you! Let’s not get confused though, you’ll be paying for all of your own living expenses as well as for mine. Due every month on the first.

[-] MrBusinessMan@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago

That’s not a bad idea. Then once I’ve gotten the employees to donate a certain amount like $5,000 I can deliver it to the charity myself in the form of a big cardboard check, and do a photo op and put it in the company newsletter so everybody knows how good I am.

[-] MrBusinessMan@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

Solid business decision by Spotify here, I support this move. I’ll probably switch over to them from YouTube music.

[-] MrBusinessMan@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

Typical loony leftist behavior, spamming me with a giant image of the monster that stole my grandfather’s business and land.

[-] MrBusinessMan@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago

You’re definitely confused. The number one type of theft is people stealing from shops and businesses. It happens all the time! Sometimes people come in a big group and run through the whole store stealing stuff just for the fun of it. You see it every day on the news.

Wage theft? I’ve never even heard of that on the news at all, it’s not happening every day like shop theft. But it is a problem. I have employees that I pay 8 hours of wages to and sometimes when I look at the security cams I see that they actually spent several hours sitting around chatting to each other instead of working so yes, it happens. But people stealing from the shop is still the worst kind of theft possible.

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