The state of the internet 2023 by MrKristijan in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[-] MrKristijan@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Well, well, well, would you look at that? We've done full circle, haven't we? It's time to go back to the old internet again.

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The "They get payed for being gay?!?!?" Copypasta (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by MrKristijan@lemmy.world to c/copypasta@lemmy.ml
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The government pays me to be gay, approximately $160 a week. the pay goes up with age to roughly a $500 a week when you turn 26. This is because 26 is the age when most people lol for long term relationships.

And when you get married, the pay doubles. That’s why the government was not so keen to allow gay marriage because it would be expensive.

The official reddit app is not even supported on my device. by MrKristijan in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
[-] MrKristijan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Weeelcome, to the internet!

2048 beans. If this post gets 2048 upvotes I'll double the amount of beans by MrKristijan in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
Now no one will ever see all those super long !remindme bot posts set for 5, 10 or 15 years on Reddit by MrKristijan in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

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