MutantTailThing

joined 2 months ago
[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

But my lord there is no such force

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Here’s hoping the fucker left a sizeable crater.

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Update: I have fucked off and will not return till January!

Happy fucking holidays!

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I’m at work right now. I woke up at 5am to get here.

Haven’t a goddamn clue why I’m here.

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 51 points 5 days ago (4 children)

WHOA BLACK BETTY

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 30 points 5 days ago (3 children)

It wouldn’t matter if they released the files. Trump could snort cocaine of a dead baby’s penis and his magats would twist it to somehow be a good thing.

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The ideal each body is obviously seal shaped. That way you can just roll your fat ass from the beach bar to take a piss in the surf.

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 30 points 6 days ago

Real talk. Homie was just minding his own 15000 psi business.

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Last night I slept 110, 30, 40, 20 and 15 minutes

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 33 points 6 days ago

Tantrum. This is called a tantrum.

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Imma grip and sip

and sip and sip and sip and sip and….

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago

Homie shat his entire self

 

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