this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2025
366 points (98.4% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

36256 readers
3053 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 23 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 55 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That must have tasted absolutely revolting

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You don't drink it for the taste, you drink it for the thrust

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just for tips or bottoms, too?

[–] quantumcrop@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

Absolutely just the tip, no more, no less.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

you would shit out of both ends.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

we call that "helicoptering".

you shit and vomit at the same time. the force alone makes you dizzy and you autonomically begin to spin, spraying and praying that nobody finds your body in this horrible little hell you created involuntarily after you have died.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Or "sprinklering" if you're in the yard at the time.

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

Homie shat his entire self

[–] PissingIntoTheWind@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Shits back on the menu boys.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 10 points 1 week ago

Can I get it served on a shingle?

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S 18 points 1 week ago

Thank you for your service 🫡

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Anemone?

An enemy?

An enema?

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Your username is quite suited for this conversation right here.

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You try spelling that word at 8am with no coffee

[–] kalpol@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

The solution is right up there

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

TFW you shit so hard your cheeks leave the seat momentarily.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago

Let's shit this out onto a tray... Nice, mkay.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago

Tactical X-lax

[–] TheProtagonist@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Now, that's true shitposting!

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

New weight loss trend!

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

That's the spirit!