Nasan

joined 2 years ago
[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago

She'd put bullets in both, but would see if the dog was trainable for hunting first.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

The devil as a civilian consultant to the LAPD/nightclub owner.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

One time I drunkenly asked the bartender for a mini broom to use while playing shuffleboard with friends at a bar. They apparently do not usually have mini brooms for shuffleboard.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago

Speed, SWAT and Collateral come to mind. The Metro rail is featured towards the end of each.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 days ago

Limit 1 drink, happy hour only. Automatic 50% gratuity.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

Think of their platform!

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 week ago

And has the reaction time of a stump. Trying to speed up to catch up to you long after the light changes to green.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

Ain't no party like my nana's tea party!

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

Dealer is all in

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

NASA scientists will have to turn to crowdfunding to bankroll the search for the G-spot.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

Juevo Leon, Jhihuahua, Jjalisco

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That my snoring is sleep apnea related. I'm pretty certain it is at this point, but I'm dreading the cost of getting a sleep study done and the cost of a CPAP.

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