If you get root on the device you can MITM it by extracting session keys

That depends entirely on the auth system, but you can use a separate credential to retrieve the password (using something like a PAKE algorithm)

They don't need to, they already use overprovisioning for bandwidth.

It's only in rare cases where the backend is so old and limited that it only supports a specific maximum number of active clients that they do that, and I've only heard about it in rural areas and similar places

That party itself in USA is definitely bullshit though

And items, by letting the Pokémon hold one

Ear criminals? Are their covers that bad?

It's members certainly talk like chatgpt

I picked it because it had open signups and were high up in some random list, I promptly switched lol

Scheduling rules

Even that requires overhead

So they didn't have their ducks in a row then

Eh, the patent office hasn't had standards for practically for like a century, just that you describe a novel method