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It's fart porn isn't it?

Absolutely love Airalo. Simple, painless and really good prices for their data plans (in Europe at least)

I, for one, will be crushing a grape tonight, such is my outrage.

Huh, guess we don't do self deprecation

So that makes Lemmy what? The smeggy bellend?

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You use a fresh towel every day?

Yes, of course. And I am deeply suspicious of anyone who doesn't sing silly little songs to their pets.

Is it because you're gay?

Fucking right

I feel like I'm having a stroke trying to make sense of these excerpts. Is there some strange coded language that the rich and powerful use to converse with one another? Because to me, it reads like borderline illiteracy.

The British accent? There are hundreds, if not thousands of different accents.