NoForwardslashS

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[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 12 points 19 hours ago

I;m thinking about thos beans

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 15 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I would be very surprised if he paid anything from his own pocket for it. I would also assume he'd take it with him, but that's assuming he would hand over power peacefully.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago

I was mainly commenting on the fact that there's certainly some people with a potential thousand penis handshake running around out there, unless there is also a specific rule about washing the hands after using the penis hose. Your reply suggests there is not.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 32 points 2 days ago (4 children)

"I read it every day because I forget it immediately every time"

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 38 points 2 days ago

You have cursed us all today

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 44 points 2 days ago (3 children)

The man is a Democrat, a physicist and non-religious. Most have been in politics too long to come up with this dumb idea.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 20 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Is it also required to wash your hands after touching the hose of a thousand penises, or is that part optional?

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 days ago

It means everybody lives in squalor because fuck everybody

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 48 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Surely his shoe business could have survived if he had only bought 2 shoes instead of a whole inventory.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 56 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well it's safe to say someone got owned

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago

She's appointed herself Judge Judy and executioner

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