I run NoScript, which blocks all JavaScript. I manually allow websites as I need it. It blocks all kinds of annoying nonsense while I browse.

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Wait, who said we had one of the most complex and durable skeletal systems in nature?

I went looking and didn't see anything in my account either. Now does that mean they aren't doing it in Canada? Or are they not giving us a choice to opt out?

How did you get caught?

Relevant username.

If a company intentionally bricks your device then they are malicious and under no circumstances should you buy another product of theirs.

Stonehenge isn't in the middle of nowhere! The aliens built it right beside the gift shop.

What? You're a monster!

Recycle it instead.

It also emboldens their attacks because they know there's less chance of successful counter-attack

That's even more terrifying.