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Thanks to a certain gif, my super self has been replaced by a hyper powered green stickman

Lol they fucking would

Edit: say that, they would SAY THAT. Curse my foresight!!

Or doesn't realize that evolutionary pressure tends to kill the shit oudda anything that ain't up to snuff...bye bye poultry industry. Likely doesn't care tho. Seems like a steak every night kinda guy.

Imagine if it were a Prion problem instead. Think he'd be like FEED THE COWS MORE COW! THEY'LL TOUGH IT OUT!

YEA! We just kept closing popups till we got the right one!!!!

It would be beautiful if this dimwit bumbled her way into making the world a better place....but we're probably in the wrong timeline for that

Just talking out his ass man

Well the oceans already pretty bad. How bout we chopper them out to the plastic island and they can live on its surface, choking on old coke bottles for sustainance?

Could be he never knew it to begin with

Now trump's just gonna say it's Schumers bill...fucking may a's well be

Edit: goddamn auto correct

Control the weather

The horror!