"What a great day for capitalism!"- Maurcus

If we can have a hill thing called a "butte" then we can have a hill thing called a "Boobe"

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I wank On company time

A carefully crafted shit take ... up voted!

Mama always said "cops are like a box of chocolates...... they'll kill your dog"

Same

Aw shit..... My dude....he didn't stutter.....there are no good billionaires

I absolutely love the game. I'm going to watch this movie with very low expectations and I think I'll be happy.

You'll punch someone in the face if you have to poop? Sounds like an irritable bowel disorder

I wish he was still-born

I don't think turkeys are supposed to eat grapes.

I just sent this to my mother-in-law AND father-in-law