"To the Police or whom it may concern,

By arresting or detaining me you hereby agree to the contract by which I can do anything I want. Any instance of your intent to prevent or punish me is heretofore subject to a $58,000,000,000 (fifty eight billion dollar) penalty."

Right fellas, it's ~~crime~~ freedom time

Illuminati confirmed

They're children. Trust me, they don't need to be reminded to do this.

"Some of the parts were missing"

You motherfuckers put the damn thing together in the first place!

"Put him to death!" is an interesting take from the "violence is never the answer" team.

I too don't condone murdering people. That's why I believe corrupt private health insurance shouldn't exist.

"I paid the most money to get the best truck and it can do anything. Ain't no fuckin' sign gonna tell me my truck can't do it!"

Automatically deleted and cut out of your life, and all I have to do is nothing? Sounds too good to be true.

Japanese artist: "I drew it as large and obnoxious as possible!"

Westerners: "it's adorable that you think that"

Meanwhile the guy in the top left is just pleased as punch

Capitalism: "Always remember we have hostages"

"Lefties aren't scared enough about real world issues like what happens when boys kiss. It's due to their diminished amygdala."

Lefties gesture to entire planet on fire.

"Typical leftist fear mongering!"

Remember folks, it's not conservatives' fault they deny climate change, they're biologically predisposed to be too afraid to handle it.