Phil_in_here

I hear it calling... calling for me, out in the night. And it's all bad. And I know that.

But what part is inaccurate? Its easy if you know how to do it and daunting if you don't.

More like installing a subcutaneous implant

"It's easy, man. You just need to inject this needle under your skin. What do you mean you're uncomfortable doing that? Anybody can do it. And if you don't like it, you can just use the same needle to pull the pill back out and you'll be back where you started, no harm done. Now, there's about 48 different pills you can choose from that vary in performance and legitimacy. I use Grafff (yes, with 3 Fs, two Fs is the legacy version), but you could start with NBOSC or RBOSC or LBOSC. But you could also try Flan or Yellow Welly. You could try Trim, but it takes some getting used to not having eyes. Honestly, its not that bad though. Anyway, once you have QBOSC (I mentioned QBOSC, right? It meant replace RBOSC but they split and are just two different things now) you'll need to find this thing called DaemonFlare to make your legs work so you can play games and stuff. The whole thing should take like 20 minutes... or 9 days to work out the issues"

The people in this thread are either misunderstanding you (thinking you have a big 8" slab of snow on your roof) or are unfamiliar with regularly snowy places, or are completely unhinged. That, or I misunderstand and you are talking about driving with inches of snow on your roof, in which case, yeah brush off what you can before driving.

But I get it, especially when it gets a bit warmer and the snow kinda melts a bit and gets icy and sticks.

The hot water will melt the snow and ice, don't worry. The car wash deals with ice chunks from wheel wells all the time. Its just more water and road grime.

Is that a promise?

You mean his real face, or the person whose face he stole to put over his own face?

What's worse is when you expect it, so you wait a second, and it still hasn't loaded, so you click and the instant you click it shifts to an ad.

Reminds me of the TTRPG Shadowrun. Sometimes its hard to sell the corporate dystopia when you're describing eating & drinking soy products because meat is prohibitively expensive and they can sell the effect of dubious cash crops like coffee and chocolate with a soy based alternative.

Ngl, digital tantric neural sex link seems pretty fuckin' rad.

I guess they left out the part where it implants Taco Bell ads, mines your subconscious for thought crimes, and sells the data so people can have virtual sex with your likeness. Less rad.

Quiet neighbours were the best Nazis.

Isn't that the call of the blackbird?

I remember as a lad hearing a swelling, constant hum as black winged creatures flew around the neighbourhood. No one else seemed to mind or notice, so I assumed they were blackbird.

Blackbird are the ones that look like human faces, right?

"None of your problems, not even your stolen TV, are because someone else is a robber."