ADHD. Turns out I was self medicating this whole time.

Ummm... the Israeli plan is the forced relocation of Palestinians?

Their big plan to avoid war crimes is to commit a Crime Against Humanity instead.

Wut?

Meanwhile heading into an Australian winter...

Yep! The alcohol kills off the slow, old and sick brain cells. The strong and fast ones survive so you end up smarter.

To the people talking of guillotines and woodchippers, I think what you're really looking for is the Brazen Bull of Phalaris. So appropriate on so many levels.

Well...a wrong is a negative thing. Two wrongs would be a double negative. A double negative is a positive and a positive thing is a right. Therefore two wrongs do in fact make a right. (Please note: I don't believe this and an just using words recreationally)

Because the amount of fossil fuel money going into their back pockets it's weighing them down so much they just can't move quickly.

That's one thing I really do not get. The US is absolutely awash with weapons, some very high powered.
Yet it's schools and concerts that get shot up and not wherever crazy fascist orange people hang out. I'm not advocating shooting up anywhere but it's weird that it's schools and concerts etc

I'm perhaps a little pedantic but if the new law is that interfering with national infrastructure (including roads) is a crime then surely the police should have been detained as well?

“At 10:10am, a number of Metropolitan police arrived and began pushing the Just Stop Oil supporters back and forming a chain across the road,” they said.

After all the police formed a chain across the road which would've seriously held up traffic.

How bad could it be?

Now there's a movie reference I haven't heard in a long time.

But can you shoplift the tools to remove them?